Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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Comments (181)
Ian9802 0
Mine of 2 years left me for a guy who is dead convinced he's a world renowned killer/drug-dealer, he's 17, she believed him.
rbond93 4
fyl I hate hicks
SouthernPride410 0
Well... we ladies love country boys(: camo, big trucks and guns. <3
SouthernPride410 0
208 hell yeah! Born and raised in Alabama, here! Rednecks are just better(;
musicisadrug 0
hoorah!!
leadrunner751 3
I'm sure his favorite tv channel is the front porch? stupid rednecks
countrygal17 0
ladies love country boys:) I love camo.
AMDJB 0
what does his favorite color matter u ******.
burned313 3
Haha what's wrong with camo? Can't compete with us rednecks? Word to the wise, if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen, I can't help it that we know how to live and you don't haha.
gdb3 0
sorry city boy learn to hunt and fish! after all a country boy can survie!!!!!!!!