j……
United States
I need one
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Reeen
Pittsboro, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
sober
Hillsborough, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Drunkard
Tracy, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
turnmyphoneoff
The Phone Call
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
whoababy55
United States
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
drinkdrankdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
On the sauce
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
drunkboysgf
Canada
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Anonymous
TW: The final straw
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
Anonymous
Driven to drink
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
me
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
Top comments
F0xyTurtle 8
So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...
Jaimegirl 7
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.
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F0xyTurtle 8
So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...
doctor_awesome 8
Captain Obvious strikes again
Laners561769 9
Theres 12 steps, buddy. USE THEM. Alcoholism is terrible.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
AA is for quitters
bubble25_fml 5
maybe it's not op who has a drinking problem. maybe the boyfriend is the one with the problem and has to take a chill pill and chase it with a wine cooler.
Jaimegirl 7
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.
Jvr91 8
Yeah! Way to show'em
denvan 0
AA meetings make you want to get there drunk and drink after
enonymous 9
51 knows my Sunday afternoon plans... At least my plans with a silk bag of puppies and peanut butter is still safe
DrIDGAF 7
Op should celebrate her pouring a drink, by pouring a drink
doctor_awesome 8
you're both douches. the guy who "hooked up with his sister's best friend" for lying about hooking up with his sister's best friend, and ^ a douche because you can't spell "douche."
doctor_awesome 8
**** wrong comment
andy_l 14
He wouldn't have left you if it was a sex addiction, I'd bet.
Yngve_fml 9
An awesome doctor would have checked.
eshhayz 0
it's Spelt poor you dumbass
the_ace1337 0
Winners never quit :D
xXshadowrollerXx 6
105 - Can't tell if trolling, or just stupid..
jizzwold 21
85 He probably would have cause most people don't like their girl going around ******* everything with a penis
SPecial_Kay14 0
No it's not. Yeah, we're the real dumb asses alright. (
baconftw 9
Drink your problems away :)
goodrichpj 7
Could have not said it better
goodrichpj 7
Can someone please tell me how to send message to someone/go to someones profile??? Please thank y'all
monkosis71 6
lmao i love that, youre awesome
nadhirah 4
He shouldn't have left you. But get you some help. But then again, maybe he tried. But it wasn't working.
Melissa92_fml 13
Most indecisive comment ever.
bfsd42 20
But maybe he was right. But maybe he was wrong. But maybe the world is flat. But maybe the Boogie Man is real and preys on people who can't have a strong opinion. But.........
SluggerJ 7
WTF?
dropdeadtrollin 0
I want to meet this girl.
spazzy910 0
Hush, doctor
spazzy910 0
I was trying to say that to the guy who commented first :) just in case y'all didn't know
Ben360 6
Get help
doctor_awesome 8
*he says with a beer sign in the background*
angiedancesalott 8
you just proved his point.
doctor_awesome 8
50- I never said he was. i was simply pointing out the irony in the situation. something that obviously went over your head.
glenzhao2 16
No need to be a douche, 55, and yes I spelled it right.
JuggaletteKlown 0
Throw a party and get drunk?:D What kind of "antics" do you do anyway? 0.o
SmokinTitties 0
I'd like to know as well. Just puttin that out there
Shaniaaa20 0
don't drink?
LOLtrollzin 3
Noooooo really didn't think that was a problem for OP.
Taht_Guy_fml 0
Sarcasm is great...
jizzwold 21
Pick up another addiction. I suggest meth.
Xtra_Cheddar 3
Way to stay true
beesmakewax 3
I like the sound of this. We should hang out some time
ImaginaryFoe 1
Nobody likes the sloppy, pissy girl at the party. If you can't handle your drink, do it at home alone. If you wake up with no memory and have ****** up your own house, it might be time to cut back a wee dram.
block1 2
Lol. Get some help!!
sirhobothesecond 3
9- no shit Sherlock.
koe4 0
omg. OMG OMG SHERLOCK HOLMES IS ALIIIIVE? NO WAAAY!!!!!
onedayinamsterda 14
share ur antics with us, see if ur ex had a point?
gleniatorixx 5
Just don't be like ke$ha.
tateh22 1
Haaha nice
dstryke 0
And brush with jack lol