Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I had to explain to a customer that she can't connect her tablet to her home WiFi while she's at work. I went to MIT for this. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, in Home Ec, I struggled to open the microwave for almost 10 minutes in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Today, I was in a video call with my boss when my Wi-Fi decided to take a vacation. I thought I could salvage the situation by using my iPhone’s hotspot. But then my phone ran out of data mid-sentence, and my boss got a glimpse of me cursing at my phone while frantically waving it in the air. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
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rebelbelle 17
I'm sorry OP someyimes you just can't cure stupidity
ShadowlessSpear 21
Can't fix stupid.
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Comments (82)
rebelbelle 17
I'm sorry OP someyimes you just can't cure stupidity
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
Fire works sometimes
Foxfire15 15
Only because they're so stupid they forget stop, drop, & roll.
Foxfire15 15
Oh, apparently we can't use ampersands. Now I look stupid. At least I remember stop, drop, and roll.
Mauskau 36
Someyimes you don't notice your typos either and don't have enough time to fix it :(
MidnaLink 35
You get two minutes. Some people just don't notice.
cadillacgal79 32
Imagine the internet if it can power a sauna :D
Fuaaad1994 31
Or maybe autocorrect changes it to the wrong ducking thing
Foxfire15 15
i actually did fix it, not sure where the comment went though. oh well, i'll just have to live with looking dumb myself. ampersands do not work here for future reference!
ShadowlessSpear 21
Can't fix stupid.
RainEliseWolf 16
Yea. I wouldn't even be trying to explain what it really is to her. Not worth the time!
19990231 29
She brought him down to her own level of idiocy.
ItsJustMe1616 26
Arguing with an idiot will never work out in your favor. They will drag you down to their level of stupidity and then beat you with experience.
truckers_wife 23
nobody was there to back you up?
ShadowlessSpear 21
I don't think it would matter. That tit slip sounds like the kind of person that doesn't change their mind, no matter what.
kerstileann 26
they were probably recording it hahaha
xoreggie 9
Don't waste yourself on their stupidity OP!
niallo 23
Actually I think you should have sent her to look for a wifi sauna. The two benefits would be you prove your point. Next, she's not near you.
devildog562 33
Some people should really lose breeding rights.... This is beyond normal stupidity. I feel bad you had to try and explain this.
KitchKraft 21
This isn't your average stupid... This is... ADVANCED STUPID.
devildog562 33
Exactly you have to take stupidity 101 first before you can be this dumb.
scottyboy417 19
That is one of those situations where it'd be easier to talk to a brick wall.
cp399 14
YDI for talking to someone that stupid for that long
Dodge4x4Ram 46
don't argue Show her, seeing is believing
isabellasimone 18
How does someone even think of that?
Likian5 26
Did you at least make some progress after those 20 minutes?
doit4ah15 10
technology is gonna be the Bain of some people seriously