Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
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Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
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Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
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RichardPencil 32
That's discrimination if they don't hire you because you have a tic.
Kyana M. Q. Picazo 3
Ew it was on u the whole night and day
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rainbowdonnareed 18
Did you not bathe and wash your hair? I always came home and used NEEM oil in my shampoo and body wash. It stinks but no ticks
RichardPencil 32
That's discrimination if they don't hire you because you have a tic.
Brightside86 31
Plot twist the tick makes you standout just enough to get hired, and now for every future interview you always bring a tick.
Kyana M. Q. Picazo 3
Ew it was on u the whole night and day
creepingjennie 14
Same thing happened to me about 20 years ago. The director, who was conducting the interview, was kind and understanding, and insisted that when I get home, I should check my family for ticks, as well as share the good news that I got the job.