Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to confront me about my “drinking problem”. He claims that the last time he was at my place, I had a full bottle of rum and now it’s gone. He hasn’t spent the night at my house in over two months and it was a half bottle of Malibu. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
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Justkidding100 41
ok just because ops ex SAYS it's their fault doesn't mean it actually is! they could just be a shitty alcoholic in denial who didn't like getting caught. I say still sucks for op as they obviously didn't know
Anderling 33
It’s never too late to get therapy. It won’t save this relationship, but it might save another one.
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Comments (7)
Charlie Given 28
Maybe you should wake up as well !!!
Anderling 33
It’s never too late to get therapy. It won’t save this relationship, but it might save another one.
Justkidding100 41
ok just because ops ex SAYS it's their fault doesn't mean it actually is! they could just be a shitty alcoholic in denial who didn't like getting caught. I say still sucks for op as they obviously didn't know
Hangryko 32
I need more information. What were his reasons? What did he say you did?
Crowned Sataness 12
if you have mental health issues or are just a trainwreck, you are still responsible for how you treat others. if you are really that off the chain that it drove someone to drink, it's past time to sort yourself out
core01 30
Nobody forced him to drink. He chose that. The best you can do is focus on being the best you you can be.
ODBeefalo 10
an addict will tell you anything they think will make you feel bad for them, especially if it makes you think it's your fault so you make them feel in the right. I lived with an addict family member and they did exactly that. everything was my fault because I told them to cut the shit or get out. Take the Win on this OP it isn't a situation you want to be dealing with.