j……
United States
I need one
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Reeen
Pittsboro, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
sober
Hillsborough, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Drunkard
Tracy, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
turnmyphoneoff
The Phone Call
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
whoababy55
United States
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
drinkdrankdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
On the sauce
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
drunkboysgf
Canada
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Anonymous
TW: The final straw
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
Anonymous
Driven to drink
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
me
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
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F0xyTurtle 8
So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...
Jaimegirl 7
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.
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badactor009 0
"Drunken antics"... I can only imagine. Get used to being dumped. Some people cant drink. You might be one of them. Here's the deal, you can live your life any way you want but there are consequences for poor choices. Consider addressing the drinking problem. Your life, and anyone that cares about you, will be much better if you do. If you don't do something about it you will hurt those that care about you, hold yourself back in ways too numerous to mention and be held at arms length by anyone who sees through your drunken B.S.
ImDB8 0
Nicely done! And hey I like my women to be drinkers your ex doesnt know what he's missing, you rock!
betoocastilloo 0
I BET YOU'RE FAAAAAAT!!
megsy123 0
that's retarded. I'm an addict and have a 7 yr old dog 18 yr old cat and baby kitten.... I've never killed any if them. my advise get an education and step outside your parents metal cage because you are obviously whipped into submission and inhumanity by them.
DrewsFML 8
LMFAO "If you want to be talking in delusional, incomprehensible rants about pet longevity and metal cages then keep up the drinking and you can be just like me!"
nanahiwa 0
So what did u do ? Was it serious enough why would he date or give u alcohol his fault aswell as yours duh
megsy123 0
that is not directed at op but at the puppy kicker. look just cause shut ain't got real in your life does not mean you know what you are talking about children. go live a little then comment back.
nanahiwa 0
At megsy aww where u the dumped, stop acting *****-ish so sad boo drink ur drink ur sloppy deal with it children I bet ur old as **** see me, I'm not old living with regrets so ur lame jajajjajajjaja
ilovefall10 21
Honestly , I do not feel sorry for you.
roxysoxy 0
two letters. AA
rebelforlife89 0
Way to go that's the spirit
screamo_neve 12
We should party together :)