Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Wideout40 21
What an asshat
JonBall 17
Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.
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Comments (82)
Wideout40 21
What an asshat
jimeple 12
You should crash the party!
may14th 26
And take the booze back and trash the house a bit.
molliekatz 6
AND get black out wasted on YOUR BEER! I mean shit you not only slaved for his stupid ass but SUPPLIED his friends with drink! THAT makes you a rare find....jus sayin
ohSNAPyall 27
This is a bad idea, and people will talk shit about you.
JonBall 17
Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.
Kaylen6049 10
Trash it and take the booze back
LH_FIRE_22 12
Yeah that's illegal
nanner6206 24
Trashing the place maybe. But OP has every right to take the beer. She paid and stated it was for a party "they" were throwing . That means it wasn't a gift and she can take it.
xx000o 27
Take the alcohol back and have your own thank God the asshats gone party.
JayBug6 9
Take your stuff back. Everything. And maybe trash his room a little bit. That was a massive dick move.
chicagossirish 7
hide fish all around his apartment, turn the heat to full blast, and take the booze with you
naajster 14
revenge level: genius!
may14th 26
ah yes, let's torture poor little defenseless fishies for revenge
popaulina 8
The fish are already dead
brenton490 19
Thanks Satan for the great idea.
gsagunner 5
i wouldnt use fish, but open cans of tuna. so that way no live fishies are hurt, and i think old stale tuna would smell worse.
Zebediabolical 45
The best move is to open up a light switch and pour the tuna into the wall. :D
ZombieSazza 34
#32 and #63, there are no live fish used for this, why are you assuming it's real fish?!? You use fish bought from a supermarket or fishmonger... Y'know, dead fish.
Bean_pole06 5
This is exactly why my aunt told me to never clean a man's house unless I was married to him. I hope you took back what was yours. I would have printed out the texts and posted them around the place for people to find. Really make the party special.
mariri9206 32
I wouldn't post the pictures of the texts - what he did was a dick move but she shouldn't (completely) stoop to his level like that. I think this would be kind of immature. She should definitely take back the booze she bought and use it to throw her own party. I think this would be genius.
freddygasman 18
Why waste good paper, that's what social media sites are for.
LegitTorture 18
I dunno but I think you should never give your whole self to anyone. Boundaries
SpyroMello 29
Don't do that. Sure OP's ex was an asshat but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to open up to anther person and give yourself to them. My ex crushed me and I was terrified to be in another relationship but a year and half later I met the greatest guy on the planet and he treats me like a princess. We're both open to each other and I don't let what happened to me get in the way.
moondoglou420 17
Yea take back the boo's. Throw your own newly single party.
freddygasman 18
that would be a pity party, and no one likes those
Taurus_ChicKa 37
DId you buy the booze? If so, take it with you. He has no claim over it, and no right to it, if you paid for it. Especially if it's only for his "newly single" status.