Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped really hard and twisted my ankle on a toy that was on the floor, dropping a bag of trash filled with coffee and energy drinks my husband has piled around his desk. Instead of helping me up or helping me clean, he berated me about it. Told me that it's not my problem and went to his LoL game. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
goebsy 8
Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.
SherryA 15
That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.
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lydzlydz 0
failure
atthegates 0
Put the bag over her head.
Yngve_fml 9
"MOM, I'M DYING!" "IDGAF! DID YOU KNOCK OVER THE THRASH!?"
eshhayz 0
sounds like a whole bag o" fun hehe
Yngve_fml 9
That's horrible.
SherryA 15
Plastic bags are slippery! Especially when they are on carpet.. I slipped on one after putting up groceries and fell right on my ass. (I was not texting either) Pluuuuuuus, the OP's mother hoarders things. Making the OP vulnerable to slipping, falling or tripping on something. :D
andy_l 14
Plastic bags can actually be quite handy though, such as when sliding down said stairs for hours of endless fun.
YourEvilHero 12
hopefully I'll be seeing her on the tv show hoarders
je_suis_fml 11
Nice story, 25.. and... what's up with all the shitty parents FMLs.. are there no non-douche parents out there? Damn...
koe4 0
people with good parents usually dont have any "fml type situations" involving them unless theyre getting caught.
reddawn85 8
Ummmm.....what?
danielreader22 4
Are you really that stupid, #2?
SherryA 15
That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.
goebsy 8
Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.
andy_l 14
I agree. Instead of going to actual counseling, they decide to broadcast it to millions of people as entertainment. Sigh ...
SherryA 15
I'm not liking that percentage... You're not fair! :/ Lol. 50/50 it! 42- What's wrong with the word "geese"? If I recall right, I've used it twice.. Another word I'm "obsessed" with is ****, as in "****" you. :)
SoSickWithIt 14
Maybe it's a sign? :D Okay okay, I make special deal just for you. 55/45, good to go?(:
SherryA 15
The comment above was for comment number 44. Not 42. Sorrryy!
cc_the_beast 6
Geese is the plural for goose.
hellokeroppi 5
Call TLC?
roxtarr 4
agreed
FiestaInMyPants 8
Or A&E.
cc_the_beast 6
Well I'd be pissed if you messed with my interior decor as well
xXCODGODXx 11
loll
cBlackout 13
Throw it all it when she's not home >:)
MattBC97 4
^
Random_Person88 8
I'm pretty sure she doesn't even get out of the house. Probably too worried about leaving her bags.
SoSickWithIt 14
It's your mothers fault you suck at having the coordination to watch where you are going? I also bet you were texting, which makes klutzes like you 99x more likely to eff stuff up.
1215116a 14
So I guess you never trip right? And he was probably having a hard time walking around seeing how she hordes stuff, so he was dodging lots of things. -_-
crazyluvbug 8
I assume you didn't have a hoarder for a mother you ******* ass hole!!! I'm sure you had a clean house and a hot meal when you wanted it. Some of us aren't that lucky!! So don't be a little inconsiderate bitch!!!! And op I totally understand where you are coming from. My dad cheated on my mom their whole marriage and since she had a lot of health problems she would get ****** up off pain pills. I barely remember her ever EVER cleaning or cooking. So yeah my past sucked and I'm not bitching about it but if you stay strong and promise yourself you will never be like that then everything will be ok when you turn 18 and get the **** out of that house! Good luck!
crazyluvbug 8
I assume you didn't have a hoarder for a mother you ******* ass hole!!! I'm sure you had a clean house and a hot meal when you wanted it. Some of us aren't that lucky!! So don't be a little inconsiderate bitch!!!! And op I totally understand where you are coming from. My dad cheated on my mom their whole marriage and since she had a lot of health problems she would get ****** up off pain pills. I barely remember her ever EVER cleaning or cooking. So yeah my past sucked and I'm not bitching about it but if you stay strong and promise yourself you will never be like that then everything will be ok when you turn 18 and get the **** out of that house! Good luck!
Iluvj1211 0
#72 Anyways 2 the last comment..They say there not complaning but it sure does sound like it!... But really i thought this was hilarious cuz thats sumthing my mom would do! -_-
SherryA 15
We didn't need a life story, lmao. Daaang...
hapetreefriend 1
Damn that's a Loy of replies to a dumb ass comment why waste your time replying to the troll? Stating now I'm not saying anything to him I'm talking to everyone that's commented
SherryA 15
11- Jumping to conclusions are we? Geese!
SoSickWithIt 14
(: yes'm
SherryA 15
Well maybe there was a lot more then just bags on the stairs and was trying to watch out for the other stuff as well then slipped on the bag.. While not texting :) My conclusion. Lol
cc_the_beast 6
Any goslings there too?
epyk_pryncess 8
No, just a gander.
omgcookeys 15
I think you mean "geez"
rinzlerkitty94 31
Geese? Like the plural of goose?
jedielf 23
Isn't there a show all about Hoarders? Dob your mum in to one and enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame, kid.