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Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML
Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML
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Hangryko 32
If she won't return your property to you, call the cops.
Chazzster 32
If you get a gift, you take it and you keep it. Mom should not have had your gift card…. That said, she’s a horrible person for trying to steal your gift card.
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Hangryko 32
If she won't return your property to you, call the cops.
Chazzster 32
If you get a gift, you take it and you keep it. Mom should not have had your gift card…. That said, she’s a horrible person for trying to steal your gift card.