Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Top comments
InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
sammichgirl 5
That's really awful. You did what you had to do. I think you were bigger person in this situation.
ajeppsen 25
I would have just skipped the gig. But judging by this FML you're a much stronger person than I. I'm so sorry, OP.
olpally 33
I hope you went all Adam sandler and sang "love stinks" like he did in the movie the "wedding singer" Lol. What a ****.
dmahen 10
Time to get new friends?
abbyycarper 13
You should sing really badly for that song
andrew6p 19
#1, he should actually play Not The American Average by Asking Alexandria
CorDa616 22
Wow, that really sucks. But choosing between future jobs and getting revenge on a cheating ex should be easy. She's not worth the effort. I think it's really petty of her to hire your band knowing what happened, but at least you can live with the satisfaction that you got some money out of the cow.
TheCanucklehead 22
Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre
BodyMarks 4
da **** if I would have, not a chance. sorry for your luck bro.
LittleMagicWolf 7
Better person than me, I would've either not shown up at all or told everyone what she did and ruined the rest of her wedding. **** the paycheck, I have morals.