Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
Vilsitior_93 12
3 words: WHAT A BITCH!!
awkward_gothlady 32
It seems like they knew all along and didn't tell OP until the last minute. Otherwise, it would have casually come up in conversation that it was a wedding. If they knew, they should have said something so OP could've said he didn't feel comfortable with it, or at least had time to prepare himself mentally. Even if they aren't close friends, it would have been the decent thing to do.
sharmania 5
That's so sad
browniey 11
Oh goodness, the irony in this. OP should include some sneaky phrases into their song hinting her cheating!
dcats 13
You should not take this job. Any human would understand your situation
jrock9093 18
You should of played kiss this! Or just not do it
bummerbums 16
Aw man, OP that really sucks. You're a much stronger person than I could ever be for even being able to go through with it without ruining the wedding by lashing out. Hope karma gives you a nice pat on the back and a much better future for the crap you had to wade through.
tinysocks 11
That chick is brutal! Hiring your ex to play your old song at your new wedding? Effed up man...vindictive douchenozzle...
southernbelle32 2
You need a hug
imbedderdenu 23
wow...that's rough dude...