Anonymous
United Kingdom
Eww! Cleanliness!
Today, I got looked at weirdly for brushing my teeth in an airport bathroom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Let that sink in
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Butqhy
Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML
Anonymous
Zimbabwe
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
missy
United States
Never joke with TSA
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML
oops
Cheltenham, Australia
Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
TGIF
Kinda cruel
Today, I overheard coworkers talking about someone showing up with lettuce or something in their teeth. I laughed and joked it “could never be me.” Later, in the bathroom mirror, I discovered I’d had the same exact green blob stuck between my front teeth for hours. FML
GeorgiaBOYY
United States
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
shit
Colonial Heights, United States
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Anonymous
Take the L
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You are weird! Who would drive international fecal particles deeper in their mouth on purpose? Weirdos, that's who!
Thaylok 17
My Gen-X self says.... whatever...who cares. If they give you looks, let them. Compared to the pure stench I have dealt with on international flights, someone who has a little hygiene is a nice break. But like Richard points out.... EEWWW.. poop particles in the air are gross. I don't even keep my toothbrush in the bathroom at home for that reason. (Again some of the stench of international flights was still very poopy smelling) I'd use water fountains outside the bathroom. but as to how others looked at you... forget them.
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RichardPencil 32
You are weird! Who would drive international fecal particles deeper in their mouth on purpose? Weirdos, that's who!
Thaylok 17
My Gen-X self says.... whatever...who cares. If they give you looks, let them. Compared to the pure stench I have dealt with on international flights, someone who has a little hygiene is a nice break. But like Richard points out.... EEWWW.. poop particles in the air are gross. I don't even keep my toothbrush in the bathroom at home for that reason. (Again some of the stench of international flights was still very poopy smelling) I'd use water fountains outside the bathroom. but as to how others looked at you... forget them.
HayNow 11
Where do you keep your tooth brush then?