Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, I was forced to come in to work early in the morning. For me, that means I will have a pounding migraine, vomiting, and diarrhea for at least the next two weeks. FML
Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
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y33katelynballa 0
Holy super woman
maskedman 9
If you had gotten rear-ended in the first place you probably wouldn't be pregnant.
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Comments (142)
Lovesglee 3
Aww! Im sry! That totally suckz :(
LiveLaughFML 10
why didn't you call in sick? all of that stress definitely isn't good for you or your baby! you should have called in third in command.
nolaneldridge 1
So does your spelling, 1.
shannonreneee 11
Having a fever and being pregnant is dangerous. You should be at home!
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Tell me if this is a stupid question, but can bosses do that?
m1k30d 6
OP, why did you even leave the house?!?!?
tona01 16
Normaly pregnant women that have fever, go to the doctor, so i'm goin with a YDI for being such a workaholic that your baby's health came second
Finn_the_human 5
You should be worried about the babies whiplash. = [
effyoubitch 5
**** your boss, I would be at the hospital checking on my baby!
krazy_glu3 0
You got into a car accident and didn't go to the hospital to make sure the babies ok? You can tell the boss to suck it up because your baby is more important. Make sure the baby is ok!!!
morgan020 0
The fever is most likely caused from the uti. And hopefully her dr knows about it. And if he does then he probably told her that as long as it stays below a certain temp she will be fine. When I was pregnant with my son I had strep throat in my first trimester and the flu in my third trimester. My dr never got worried as long as I was drinking plenty of fluids. And depending on how far along she is going to the dr to have the baby checked out wouldn't do much good anyways. Unless she is past 24 weeks they won't do anything for the baby if it goes into distress. It will be a very slim chance of surviving before that point if they induce her or do a c section and that's about it. There arent many meds they can give her or anything else. Her taking it easy for the next few days and resting and drinking plenty of fluids would be the best thing for her unless she starts spotting or having contractions. My son is 3 and my husband and I have had 3 miscarriages since his birth and I am now 8 weeks pregnant again praying this time the baby holds on til I'm full term.
Confuciussay 6
52 - This is a stupid question. There I told you.
stacianichole 2
It's nice to know there are well educated individuals floating around here, not just the normal "OMG what about your baby you negligent idiot!"
tona01 16
I'm sorry to hear about that, abd hopefully everything will turn out ok. I am concerned about the fever, because my mother had one when she was pregnant again, the doctor didn't find anything suspicious about it, because all the symptoms resemled a flu. But after the 6 month she started to get extreme pain, turns out that the baby wasn't growing in the right place, after an emergency operation because my mom had internal hemorrage my baby brother died and my mom almost as well. So i do know a little bit, and i think that OP should screw work, and tend more to her baby. If the boss fires her she could go for unrightfull termination or how americans say it.
stro88 6
Sounds like a profitable lawsuit to me :-)
Juggalettemom79 3
I agree with #91, you as a mother, should worry about the baby, a uti, fever, and car crash needed to have been followed by a hospital trip, YDI, BUT YOUR BABY DOESN'T! Idiot!
macrosoft 3
Atleast you lived
mrmetr 4
You suck. Microsoft.
macrosoft 3
Well I'm not sure what that random anger is for. But if randomly comment and saying 'you suck' is what makes your life bearable, whatever.
MrChefsLady 15
you are a dick. 'at least you lived' really? go **** yourself.
y33katelynballa 0
Holy super woman
CryMoreFMLs 15
Women like this keep this nation semi-strong. If only we had more hobos like this... we would be unbeatable!
killerkiss92 8
If there were more women like that there would be no more children in the world and humans would be extinct go to the effin doctor idiot ydi
R34luver 5
...i hate all the hobos.... Damn now i have Theory of a Deadman stuck in my head -___-
mevamelia 1
Don't hurt the baby.
ImmaB3AST 7
Wreck his office. Teach him a lesson.
sushi_samurai 3
What kind of lesson would that teach him? To never get sick? I wish I could learn how to do that...
hellokittay 5
And get fired from a job she obviously puts effort into?
chaserforeva77 3
if she recks the office she will get fired.. then how can she support the baby shes having???
ladiesman219 4
It could be worse your car could have exploded
Rowdey 10
Oh, really?
heyhihello95 12
Just appoint a third in command and leave.
lolcrazylol 0
Just say your having contractions
maskedman 9
If you had gotten rear-ended in the first place you probably wouldn't be pregnant.
zachherbert 10
Hadn't.... Sorry, not trying to be a grammar Nazi, just was bugging me.
biglittlehead 12
In this case had would be right. (being rear ended referring to anal) ;)
sxe_beast 11
If you had gotten rear-ended in the first place you probably had not be pregnant...???
maggiemae14 2
like butt sex? lol
sourgirl101 29
33, If you "hadn't" gotten rear- ended..... ***You're looking at the wrong word. (:
sxe_beast 11
Oh, right....... I thought he was correcting the wouldn't. I see it now, LOL. Fail =c
sourgirl101 29
Haha, now that I re-read it, it's correct to start with. Getting it in the "rear end" means no chance of pregnancy. Lol fail for a few of us!(:
Rachel_D_001 4
LOL!
boredblonde 17
ouch.....