Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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Comments (162)
asparagus12 21
Remember the movie "Old School" and the singer of the band kept dropping f-bombs in his song? Totally should have done that. Lol. Seeing as you didn't though does show you are a good person!
DreamStatic 8
What a lovely, spiteful, vindictive and passive aggressive woman! I'm certain this marriage will work for her.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
You guys know he already sang the gig, right? Past tense.
soulebelius 17
Thank you!! Always with these mopes that like to give hindsight advice.
The_Big_Boss 20
I would just no show and ruin it.
frod0 10
Sounds like a weird twist on wedding singer. That still sucks OP :( you shouldn't have had to do that. I hope you're okay xoxo
yashoda 3
That's bad!! I am sorry:(
Larry01_fml 19
Your life truely does suck op. But karma will get her sooner or later
Lisee92 18
I hope you didn't go through with it? Nobody should have to go through something like that.
KeinBaum 12
Yes, it's not the best situation to be in but ruining her wedding dance isn't going to help. I think just playing the gig like any other is the best thing to do.
perdix 31
Are you Adam Sandler? Anyways,... Sing the song slightly off-key -- that'll teach 'em a lesson they won't soon forget!
Crazafon 19
We need a reply from the author! I must know what happened!