Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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kirbcheck76 3
does your hand fall asleep also?
li_vikki 0
you needa do a better job then
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Ucla_cupcake 0
It's ok. This happens to me at times, but only because sex makes me sleepy and tired after a while.
11wanda11 6
who goes from moaning to bored just like that? just saying!!!
Own3d_by_NY 0
that's pretty bad if she can't even fake it anymore and outright says she's bored. time for you to learn some new tricks or step aside
11wanda11 6
maybe if she stop faking it and actually got into it she might enjoy her self. FYL but FHL even more for being a faking ho
goonie85 0
Maybe it took too long. I know I wanna handle my business and roll over and sleep. Women do not always want long, drawn out "I can go forever" sex. It starts to chafe.
ixi_cloud_ixi 0
xD it happens all the time man
mileycyrusisgay 0
"Dont want no short dick man". ㅠㅠ
okieraider71 4
If you don't make a woman climax at least 3 times (with your mouth) before you cram it in, you will never be remembered as a good lover. Unless she is one of these bitches that won't kiss you after you eat her.
okieraider71 4
All a man needs for sex is a place. A woman needs a purpose. Take the time to figure out her "purpose", and it will be the greatest sex either of you ever had.
mrguy266 0
Well if it was his first time, she would be dissappointed rather than bored.. But if you take too long to finish, the ladies will be dissappointed and bored lol