Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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kirbcheck76 3
does your hand fall asleep also?
li_vikki 0
you needa do a better job then
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Comments (181)
bfffness 0
play with her... make her feel good.
CallMeHush 1
@27 No shit, that is why she is bored. If the OP doesn't get it figured out he will be back to tossing his own cookies in no time.
sourgirl101 29
@94Call I thought tossing your cookies meant throwing up now I know it also means jacking off. Thanks for the new slang lesson.
Imnewhere 21
bahahaha xD
aardvarkish 17
Well the plot really hasn't changed in a few thousand years. Boredom has to set in eventually. Maybe it's time for us to go extinct after all.
BenLarge1 0
you first.
Yarixa 0
wow lol really?
killahnikkix 0
fail on your part.
Jason_Q 4
Holy smokes, Batman! You need practice/tips.
kiikii07 0
try new positions... there are such things as sex toys... as the spice girls would say "spice up your life"!
aDerangedStateOf 0
How About Some Sadomasochistic Sexual Practices?
ringmybell_fml 0
... and they are?
ChiTownSharon 4
FAIL..
caits13 0
practice makes perfect?