Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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kirbcheck76 3
does your hand fall asleep also?
li_vikki 0
you needa do a better job then
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perdix 31
When she seems to have lost interest, it's time to pull out The Shocker -- two in the pink, one in the stink. See the Urban Dictionary for detailed instructions and many helpful mnemonic devices. On the other hand, you can always duct tape an iPhone to your forehead, so she can check e-mail, Facebook, text and call friends and family, pay bills, play games, read books, etc. as you insipidly plow her unhappy field.
trizzieb 0
The Shocker should work the first few times. If she still becomes bored, use said Urban Dictionary and look up The Cleveland Steamer, The Alabama Crab Crawler, or my personal favorite, The Dolphin.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Win, Perdix, just pure ******* win.
perdix 31
Trizzieb, Blumpkin, FTW!;) I couldn't find Alabama Crab Crawler. Perhaps you meant the Dangler or the Slapper? Also, there were 39 definitions of dolphin. I like the female ejaculator the best, which definition was your favorite?
suffer_for_beaut 0
hahahaha
nutycowboy 3
your life is so f-Ed bro
Rickyretardo 0
give your gf to me and I'll make sure she is NEVER bored
the_undead 11
HA! you deserve it!
camicakess 0
damnnn that sucks :/ lols FYL.
vi3tv0tinh 0
she's definitely ganna cheat on u or already have
imasokool 0
get some viagra learn some new poses and het sum PRACTICE...... u might consider getting a mew gf FYL
stormette_fml 0
ya need to work on that.
perdix 31
The Cleveland Steamer with sure change things up. Boredom won't be an issue then!
CallMeHush 1
Angry Dragon time...
perdix 31
Pink sock