Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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kirbcheck76 3
does your hand fall asleep also?
li_vikki 0
you needa do a better job then
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Sargon_of_Akkad 0
That's when you whip out the emergency top hat, monocle, and cane, and pretend to be a villainous oil tycoon wanting to purchase and destroy an orphanage to drill for more oil. Then you explain how she must make you ejaculate so that you will be in no condition to operate heavy machinery, thus thwarting all your plans. C'mon this is like rule #3 of intercourse.
SnipErlite 0
#185 Best solution ever
king633 0
Change hole, go anal!
TheDrummingResul 0
Male Enhancement!!!
rockerbaby3192 0
hahahaha I've done that
Skatergirl14 0
Aaawww poor u
Pool8oi 0
sounds like she's a bitch
thugzy510 0
U should of stuck it in her ass
ThePacoMayo 3
Better get crazy.. Haha
Marakie 16
Sucka
SJRsooner 17
There's a reason we wait until Marriage to have Sex