Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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kirbcheck76 3
does your hand fall asleep also?
li_vikki 0
you needa do a better job then
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Comments (181)
DJuan 0
if she ever does that again immediately pull out and shove it in the b hole. then ask here if that caught her attention
GiddyXD 0
lol o.o
fml1977 0
LOL. we already got off like 5 times though!
arm01 0
LOL!!! awe! sorry to hear about your loss, dude...
mugiwara_fml 0
And that's the end of phone sex with your girlfriend. :o)
tomahawkinyouall 0
meow
deanomiye 0
i sense a disturbance...... in op's pride haha
deanomiye 0
get a virgin haha
jc777real 0
yeah um you might want to step your game up if that's the case. Damn
royals08 0
can you say BITCH? fyl dude