Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML
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japtch 15
I find it funny that a random single stream of water falling from the sky seemed normal to you.
GRRSOM 7
Should have gone under Rihanna's umbrella.
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Comments (80)
Bigboned38 0
I would go put a stop to that real quick that's messed up
ThespianKnight 4
It sure wasn't hot lemonade...
DanielleinDC 34
Definitely tell the landlord that the ******* upstairs is peeing over the balcony. I would imagine that every apartment building has rules against that.
eragon2262 6
Next time you see it grab a hose and spray his ass off
bunnehbee 0
Sick shit.
BunBunBabe 8
Not really fair when you can't pee up at him... Damn you gravity!
misvenus000 4
I've had the same thing happen to me but it was the guy next door to my apartment. If I went out to enjoy the trees he would be pissing and ruin the moment. Sorry you have it from above!
kalbrek009 20
Time to get yourself a camcorder & wait, then video tape him doing it, take the vid to management & let them (& the police) deal with this sorry excuse for a human being.
ncktyu 0
Hmm you should have leaned out your window and looked up
Dr_Death_Defy 0
yeah........ Hope you never tried to drink any of it before you found out what it was