Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
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Top comments
Christel239 5
Wow. That sucks, even more so if you still really care for her and that wasn't just a fling for you.
MetalxSoldier 26
She's probably just confused. Maybe she is just worried about how you feel about her. Women don't like to feel used. So if you really like her, prove her status wrong. (;
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Comments (133)
Christel239 5
Wow. That sucks, even more so if you still really care for her and that wasn't just a fling for you.
FMLshark 12
Comment with "me too". Then leave her sorry ass. Permanently this time.
Roevera 14
Yes, then wait for the awkward conversation you'll have when you find out her big mistake was something like buying a Justin Bieber CD.
BarDownDaily 12
She sounds like a ***** anyway bro.
kyarush 10
**** that hood rat
downtime 13
24, Yes of course, she sleeps with an ex...and therefore...is a *****? Right. No holes in that logic. Your head on the other hand you might want to get checked.
hellbilly205 17
Maybe she was talking about another guy she hooked up with...
NuTrees 9
20. Now we all know that would be the LIE she would tell him.
lifeguardd 0
She's an ex for a reason broo. Forget her.
pedosmurf 7
At least you got pussy right? ;) could be like the FML that said I am 27 and I got kissed for the first time. Cheers
emilyjgraham 34
pedosmurf... how old are you exactly? :/
X_Codes 11
Yeah, listen to 63. If you don't think it was a mistake, then you need help.
tiffanynickole 8
Her mistake could have been her confessing her love, nobody knows how you reacted to that...she probably felt stupid.
theaws0m3guy 4
GOB
stewy78 2
You should comment that anal is always a mistake after.
CamilleFML1497 1
At least she said big mistake.
livlafluv100 2
Well if you don't like her anymore, what's the big deal?
KunoKanashimi 3
Where does it say that? Why would they hook up again if he didn't still feel the same? Again, where does it say he didn't like her?
Lenho 26
I think OP still has feelings for her, too. If he's over her, this wouldn't be an FML.
desireev 18
Or it could be that his man-pride got in the way of things. He's probably thinking, "What the Hell? I just had sex with her and she made a 'big mistake'?... She didn't like my weenie...". I know that sounds silly, but alot of guys would react pretty close to that.
Metal_Chick 15
32- I am not saying you are wrong; but just like some of us girls don't like it when guys assume we are all a certain way, many guys can find your assumptions offensive/wrong. Yes, in the media they portray guys as pride individuals who care more about their actions than feelings, but I don't really know a guy like that in real life. So I am going to go with, I think he cared about her.
Shafreeka 8
No.
Trembelwick 5
Yes
Trembelwick 5
Sorry I had to! You just left it WIDE open there :)
Whitesound 3
He desperate
stewy78 2
Maybe it's because he's canadian?
mpsteve137 15
I'm sure that mistake felt awesome
ladyLALAA 29
Not according to OP's ex-girlfriend!
ddeathbombb 5
Ikr
swoozie23 6
Doesn't matter had sex!
loufol22 5
What a bitch.. Just block her out
marzipanimal 15
FMLs are getting less and less funny. This isn't even funny at all. She could have been talking about ANYTHING else. Ughh....
MetalxSoldier 26
She's probably just confused. Maybe she is just worried about how you feel about her. Women don't like to feel used. So if you really like her, prove her status wrong. (;
yahoowizard 16
And not by commenting under that status
toooldforthis 19
I think 5 is write. She tells you she loves you, you mount her....
ladyLALAA 29
Maybe she got on the wrong bus when she left his house?
KM96 24
YDI because you hooked up with her when she said she still liked you and you didn't like her. Think before you act next time OP
brianjman14 23
Where does it say he doesn't like her...?
KM96 24
Okay - well I guess I was just assuming since they broke up?
cannibletaco 6
Words of advise: using 'assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. Don't assume
Shafreeka 8
54- she could have just left him, and he wanted her back.
KM96 24
Okay - am I not entitled to an opinion? Fine - he was correct and he did the right thing ... It was his choice and can do what he wants.
ladyLALAA 29
KM96, the Internet is not a place to air your opinions.
KM96 24
I regret saying anything. Sorry OP and everyone else involved
shroomboy 4
54 - I thumped you up just because of that. Lol
Jaxx66 21
KM69, did you really just take the Internet personally?
keneda21_fml 0
Remember she's your EX. Meant to be then meant to be if not don't sweat it!
reggicm 0
Nobody...still...
bettyc4 26
Mistake? Maybe she cheated on her other bf with you oooooh JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!!!
mduerden 18
Lol epic!
morgan_is_a_G 0
Lmao
dabomb1463 0
If you broke up with her why would you hook up with her you are just setting yourself up for failure
omarzrgz 3
Maybe he still loves her ******, but not the rest of her.
shroomboy 4
Or mabye she broke up with him and he still likes her.
elerbears 9
this is your chance to prove her wrong! shes not totally convinced yet! :)