Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
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Top comments
jphill2012 11
wash your damn hands
stormer461 13
I don't get how smelling your own nose can be noticeable. All you have to do is breathe.
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Comments (106)
GRRSOM 7
You''re all nosey.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it supposed to read "class was" due to the fact that the class is a single entity. For example, you don't say "The United States were involved" simply because there is more than one thing there. The United States is a single country the same as a class is a single group. I apologize for blatantly threadjacking, but this is a very big peeve of mine.
thiscrazything 1
What a great subject you make for your class.
alliewillie 22
1. The number of times you used the word "smelt" made me want to scream. 2. How did you "get a feeling" that your phone smelled like BO? Did you just suddenly have a hunch? 3. Thats disgusting. Take a bath.
dylanmurre 4
4. Your a grammar nazi. 5. **** off nobody cares how she spelled it.
sotagurl84 3
Different countries have different ways of spelling things. Just like learnt and spoilt. Might look wrong to you, but it's not wrong to them. They also spell labor as labour and I can't think of anymore at the moment.
fmlx24life 0
Metre, litre
hockeychicl003 6
flavour (flavor), colour (color) canadians like to add letters :p
jphill2012 11
wash your damn hands
digitaljunky 5
I guess soap is just too expensive for some people :(
ladyLALAA 29
And your body, and have a mint!
CryMoreFMLs 15
School soap is free. OP has no excuse!
Jamialia 5
A lot of people now days think its optional, not necessary. Once at work, the amount of people who left the bathroom without washing their hands.. Makes me sick.
heyheyshelzay 0
Or AT LEAST use hand sanitizer!!!
marryspencerreid 22
School soap isn't always free. My schools bathrooms don't have soap we all bring our own.
stormer461 13
I don't get how smelling your own nose can be noticeable. All you have to do is breathe.
ohSNAPyall 27
OP's face is all scrunched up and snuffly.
purebliss7 6
they were all thinking you dont need this class you just need a psychologist.
michellenKG 5
maybe you should clean that shit. thats nasty that any part of you smells like that
Goatinsfriend 8
I would do the same.
tripangelx8 4
the ****? that's like trying to belly your button or attempting to butt your hole...simply impossible
XtraEzeee 8
Belly and butt are not verbs, smell is.
XtraEzeee 8
Belly and butt are not verbs, smell is.
sexiSugarplum 0
I get what he's getting at, hard to explain tho
longtimesunshine 4
lol
randomnameflob 0
More like trying to taste your own mouth.
returnpolicy 3
I think maybe "tasting your mouth or hearing your ears" would some fitting examples?
pastnastificatio 4
At least you didn't ask someone else to smell it for you
scootking 2
I think you're retarded.
berichsoon 11
U can't say retarded anymore they re called mentally challenged
jtthegr8 26
Why would you pay attention to class when yo have a show going on right next to you