Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML
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japtch 15
I find it funny that a random single stream of water falling from the sky seemed normal to you.
GRRSOM 7
Should have gone under Rihanna's umbrella.
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Comments (80)
bizarre_ftw 22
Collect it and return it to him Also, I suggest an awning.
march_17 0
Ewww... You should pee on his door... :)
FukUrDreamz 0
"random stream of water that falls onto the ground outside ur window"...? cmon..u sound like an idiot. did u think it was raining it one specific spot sporadically?? I call bullshit..this is fake. u sound like a ****** idiot
betty_white 12
too lazy to go to the bathroom .. i wonder where he poops o.o
DocBastard 40
"The weather forecast today...mostly sunny and warm with a 70% chance of pee, high will be 22 degrees."
LennyComa 39
Keep the window closed I guess
jayisacooter 1
That's HOT
cdyjnthn 0
wow I do that all the time lol
bd1012 18
Hope you never tried drinking it!
bankrupt 15
Oh my goodness, that is just awful. I will never understand why people shun toilets when they are available. There are plenty of people in Third World nations who would absolutely love to have indoor plumbing yet here we are with someone who is relieving himself just like an animal does. Thank you, toilet shunners, for unnecessarily spreading germs for the rest of us to pick up.