Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, after taking a guy home and getting frisky, he woke up in the middle of the night, got out of bed, and peed on my desk. That's 2 years of uni work and my laptop soaked through. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
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Top comments
iheartjustinsane 0
YDI for sleeping with some guy you just met.
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
shamwow?
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Comments (56)
iheartjustinsane 0
YDI for sleeping with some guy you just met.
cookiepenguin 0
his roomates carpet? sounds like foreplay. what a cheater
chopra 0
ur a stupid **** who nobody wants in the community we have enough prostitutes so find another career.
Superawesomestev 0
Sounds like my brother, except he goes in closets and on computers. Sorry, that does suck.
nitrogirl 0
at least it wasn't yet carpet(:
Jonr1138 6
I say this not a fml or ydi. I say clean it up and know you know he is not the one.
Ron_fml 0
YDI for being a ****
Villa3L 0
You're Fcking Retarded . It's Called Sex , If You Did It Right You Wouldnt Be So Judgmental .. Ahole
cozzybear 0
lol ron ftw
Bladian 5
Villa3l is clearly a ****.
skyeyez9 25
you will have to lift up the carpet, cut out the piss soaked carpet liner, replace it with a clean piece, scrub the bottom of the floor beneath the carpet and liner, or the smell will not go away.
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
shamwow?
jeneratorr 0
you'll say "wow" everytime ;P
Makaloraii 0
#1
Makaloraii 0
...and #4
MiniatureMayhem 0
Obviously YDI for sleeping with someone you just met. *****.
No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
so you have your own room but your roommate owns the carpet?
sugar94_fml 17
Ops roommate could own the house and op could just be staying there for a while