Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
It's always so sunny in Cali- even the showers are golden!
ironmany_fml 23
i am pretty sure that peeing on window and rain on window do noy sound the same... but what do i know.. i have never had someone pee on my window before. . :P
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Comments (57)
MegasaurusRex89 28
You know there's always been a rivalry between SoCal and NorCal, but based on what I've read here, it's not much different than say...San Francisco. Maybe we can find common ground after all. Hobos peeing everywhere!
brandoneyez1 25
That's common ground everywhere. Being originally from California, and having lived in both northern and southern, and now florida... This happens everywhere. Plus, California is in a bad drought. Worst I have ever seen. It's almost sad that it wasn't rain.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
So Cal doesn't have to deal with Hurricanes like Florida
giantsfan2010 23
I live in San Francisco, can confirm!
ironmany_fml 23
i am pretty sure that peeing on window and rain on window do noy sound the same... but what do i know.. i have never had someone pee on my window before. . :P
ironmany_fml 23
not*
spatula232 25
I spent two minutes wondering who being a grammar nazi. Then I realised it was the same guy... I'll help myself out
more4me 27
I don't know if there is a difference in sound but I hope to never have to find out ! Poor OP! That's just disgusting !
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Wow that is hilarious!!!! I'm
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Time for an experiment
young_stud 14
way to rub it in, dogbreath
wesseltheweasle 14
Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you don't have to be the one to clean it!
Steffi3 40
But it wasn't rain indeed!
gintwinsmoore 20
It never rains in Southern California...they tell me.
brandoneyez1 25
Bad drought. California hasn't had any rain in a long time. In fact recent reports say California is in danger water wise.
gintwinsmoore 20
I lived there for 3 years of my life back in the early 00s and it was like that then also.
Dlzq 22
I hope you caught him, and make him clean it or something.
moniqueee18 13
The sound is the best part !
brittaaany_93 38
The sound of a hobo peeing on your window? Interesting..
lilybadilly25 15
#37, it's better than the view.. Smell... Or cleaning experience. XD
HereNReady 13
Sorry bout that but I really had to go and your window was surprisingly urinal shaped
_kyleG_ 34
It's always so sunny in Cali- even the showers are golden!
1997_Life 11
Ur-ine need of someone to clean your window. That's gross.