Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML
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Top comments
japtch 15
I find it funny that a random single stream of water falling from the sky seemed normal to you.
GRRSOM 7
Should have gone under Rihanna's umbrella.
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monique8axel 6
You see this is why you then put a pale out the window, capture the urine then either smear it on their front door or carpet
Rowdey 10
Uhh, I'm going out on a limb here, but... What are you talking about?
Amanyyyyyy 29
I think he means putting a pail* or a bucket to catch the urine, then pouring it on his door or carpets. Waste of a perfectly good bucket if you ask me :P
buttercup_mcm 0
Throw that's pass nasty... I would had to fight him.
proud2fly 7
Huh?
boydeee01 7
wat.
TheDrifter 24
He needs the practice if he can't even get a stream past the end of the balcony. Go give him some pointers.
bizarre_ftw 22
Pun intended?
pastnastificatio 4
That explains the yellow water but what about the chocolate rain?
bizarre_ftw 22
Don't you mean hail? ... No? Oh. Okay.......
trmcshane 0
I'm sexy
metalwolf 17
Too many disagreements, comment buried.
moneybagz131 6
"Sorry bro. I thought you moved out months ago. I'll stop."
MigraineurOfLife 15
That's just gross!
SoultheWolf 19
You should report him to the building's manager (or whoever runs it). That is ******* disgusting and I hope they kick him out if he doesn't stop.
DirtyMike911 0
It's actually normal. Shit like that happens everywhere nowadays.
kalbrek009 20
25, just because it happens a lot doesn't make it normal....it just means there are a bunch of ass-hats (probably just like you) who think its ok, when it's not & it IS illegal.
Rowdey 10
I like how literally every person who finds this gross is a chick :)
MigraineurOfLife 15
You'd have to be able to smell it if he does it all the time. Dried & stale wet pee smell nasty! Lysol! Lysol! Lysol!
WCARlover 35
well, technically it was mostly water...about 95%...
LO388 7
The other 5% just kills plants. Oh and smells really bad.