Today, why is life fucking me from behind like a fucking cunt? Fuck life, I hate life, fuck it, fuck everyone. Why do I suck? Why do i make always bad decisions? Why am I so fucking irresponsible and incapable of fucking anything? Why am I so useless and why do I suck at things I fucking work for and try my best for? FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, everything I touch goes wrong or into the trash. Whatever I do at work, I screw up somehow (in new ways every time) and get blamed. I worked for months on something, only for it to be scrapped. I just feel like I should give up on everything, including life. FML
Today, I hate my life. I'm too smart, too dumb. I'm 5 year single after a horrific marriage and I can't seem to make any ground since. No one likes me. I can't find a job. I wish I would have died in the numerous car wrecks I've been in. This life has been too hard and I fucking hate it. FML
Today, I have crippling self-hatred and suicidal thoughts for no reason. Nothing bad has happened to me in years, and I shouldn’t feel like this. I have no right to feel like this. I’m just a selfish, spoiled bitch with a good life who over exaggerates. FML
Today, I realized that I’m a loser. My coworkers have hit 9k and 16k in total sales, and I’ve never even come close to those numbers. I swear I work hard, but everything just sucks. I fucking hate my life. FML
Today, I'm ruining my own life by being incredibly lazy at my new job. It scares me, as my family is dependent on my income, and I love this job too. Why am I always on self-destruct mode? I really want to snap out of it and be hardworking like so many others I know (including my husband). FML
Today, I woke in the same way as every day, puking and hating life. It hasn’t been the same since my new boss started. I now want to start afresh, quit my job, and find a better way of living without ripping my eyes out. Why can’t I just win the lottery? FML
Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML
Today, and every single time someone I actually feel comfortable with comes into my life, I end up fucking everything up. Whenever they don't reply, I won't for a while too, just to see if they'll check on me but they never do. Am I really that shitty? Is it so bad that I want to feel wanted? FML
Today, I realized that I’m just living. Nothing I want matters. Just the same repetitive thing day after day. What must I do for things to change? FML
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
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Ellimac21 14
Sorry you are feeling overwhelmed now, have you tried seeking help from a therapist? You don't suck, be kind on yourself, because degrading yourself won't make you life turn around. Depending on what kind of bad deisions you are making, you may be able avoid them: every kind of bad decisions, write them in a journal, how did it come to that, what lesson you leaned from it, several scenario to avoid them. You may realise that some of those are out of your control = not your fault. Check your general environment, do you think you suk because you are in an abusive/toxic environment? Look for your country's mental health helpline if you have one. I'm afraid ranting on FML won't help you much.
RichardPencil 32
Things are looking up for you! You just set a Guinness World Record for "The Most Uses of **** on **** My Life" Surely, that comes with some prize money, commercial endorsement opportunities and invites to talk shows. Never mind the prestige!
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Ellimac21 14
Sorry you are feeling overwhelmed now, have you tried seeking help from a therapist? You don't suck, be kind on yourself, because degrading yourself won't make you life turn around. Depending on what kind of bad deisions you are making, you may be able avoid them: every kind of bad decisions, write them in a journal, how did it come to that, what lesson you leaned from it, several scenario to avoid them. You may realise that some of those are out of your control = not your fault. Check your general environment, do you think you suk because you are in an abusive/toxic environment? Look for your country's mental health helpline if you have one. I'm afraid ranting on FML won't help you much.
MoonlitKnightt 5
Well, the typing Tourette syndrome may be a factor in why you can’t get what you feel like you deserve
Hangryko 32
Say "****" again. That'll turn back time. Seriously, though, this is self destructive behaviour and won't make anything better. Seek therapy to help you be kinder to yourself.
RichardPencil 32
Things are looking up for you! You just set a Guinness World Record for "The Most Uses of **** on **** My Life" Surely, that comes with some prize money, commercial endorsement opportunities and invites to talk shows. Never mind the prestige!
slhiggx 17
Seek therapy my friend, it does wonders.
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
I empathize deeply with you and I'm so sorry you're struggling 💜 please seek out therapy or counseling, it's ok to ask for help 💜
leogs23 25
Same