Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
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guy_whos_sad 0
The situation........ *puts on cool glasses" ......at hand. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Awkwarddd!!
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Comments (104)
travis1980___ 0
This still is a story about you getting a handjob. No one gave me a handjob today. I don't see how this is an fml.
MRSladyFACE 0
Your mom is an impatient, weirdo for carrying on a conversation with you while you were in the shower. You shouldn't have put yourself in the situation 'at hand' if you didn't want to risk getting caught. The FML does not say that she walked into the bathroom. It's very easy to scroll back to the top of the page a read it again. She walked past the bathroom door and started talking to him. What is wrong with you people?
gotbiscuits 0
When you go to the bathroom with intentions to get naked you're supposed to lock the freaking door. what's so hard about that?
Flippy04 0
It says walked by in the post.
Shermanator1 0
hell yeah
b00z3nw33d 0
******* gross i wouldnt be able to stay hard with my mom talking to me...
ganksta_ikm 1
you are soo dumb he said talked not walked in really really dumb
mandi4murphy 0
YDI for not locking the door or telling her to leave xD
dansco 25
You got your jollies and said hi to your Mum, better than her walking in on you doing it... People have sex whilst on the phone to their parents... Get over it!
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Good thing she didn't come in?
Dez31396 0
sounds fun lmao