Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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shyam513 13
sucks for you OP. Friends like that suck.
AcidRaen 4
awww that sucks. i hope you get them both out of your life as soon as possible. nobody needs people like that in their life
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shyam513 13
sucks for you OP. Friends like that suck.
I_R_Genius 3
Sigh, more facebook related FML's. Atleast this one didn't come from Ohio, (I hope it didn't.) because that's where all the crazy shit is going down.
FYLDeep 26
Asshole boyfriend + Asshole normal friend = 0 people to associate yourself with. Find new friends.
cheerchika 0
ouch!! dump his ass asap!! and look for new friends. I hate cheaters!
AsianCookie247 14
:0 ****** up.
R34luver 5
hmmm reminds me of an epic fail pic...
Ashley121645 0
i_R_Genius I love your picture!
kimanime 0
i think im having a deja vu
phatdaddy62 23
Deja by is not an object which you have and precede with "a.". You simply have Deja vu.
EpicPear 0
Probably an autocorrect since 'b' and 'v' are so close to each other. Same for 'y' and 'u'. Phones can be a little too smart sometimes. That, or he has fat fingers and sucks at typing.
GriZzliie 3
since Deja vu is from French and in French we say: avoir un Deja vu (having a Deja vu) you can use whatever way you want. stupid anglophones stealing words from other languages!
impatientsnake 4
wow douche
perdix 31
Your profile picture should be one of you by yourself. Anywho, you should be glad he won't be bringing home any strange diseases to you -- he'll be bringing your best friend's familiar diseases -- yay!
BahahahLOL 0
Ba-dum tish!
nanotide 0
I agree with 5. your next profile pic should be solo.
charllotttee 3
why?
IStoleTheCookies 16
cos it's her profile, its a bit awkward when there's more than one person in a picture and you don't know which one is them.. (obviously if you haven't got this person as a friend and don't know them).
AcidRaen 4
awww that sucks. i hope you get them both out of your life as soon as possible. nobody needs people like that in their life
phatdaddy62 23
Awesome Three Way!
kingtz 6
So I guess a 3some is out of the question?
perdix 31
Actually, the boyfriend is engaging in a time-shifted threesome. TiVo has changed our thinking that what once was called cheating is now a ménage à trois of convenience.
Ryonix 0
ydi for not pleasing hum
phatdaddy62 23
A hummer is pleasing!
phatdaddy62 23
A hummer is pleasing!
nikkilynne 0
You're the cheating type, aren't ya?
GaBabayy92 0
thats a lame reason to cheat.
Gondile 4
I dunno, Hummers are pretty cool....
ambowew 7
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends." I'm guessing you didn't listen to this as a kid -shakes head-
Eff_Yuhr_LiFE 0
Ahaa . That kinda Sounds EXACTLY like '' Bass down Low ''
dudeitsdanny 10
^I hope you're joking. I can now see that it's not OP's boyfriend's fault, though! It was obviously The Spice Girls who screwed OP! I wouldn't mind Victoria's models screwing me, but that's in a whole different way.
IStoleTheCookies 16
18 - how the hell does that song sound like 'bass down low'? it sounds nothing like it, different beat, lyrics, everything.