Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
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Sinamoi 18
Months of planning, ruined. Ruined!!
motor_fml 20
Did you swear the cat to secrecy?
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motor_fml 20
Did you swear the cat to secrecy?
insertnameherr 11
even if she did, she ruined the surprise for the cat! it only gets a couple gifts a year.
iop330 22
Never trust a cat, while dogs are simple cats are sly... He might slash your presents..
monstersocks 5
It was a pinky swear. Trust me that stuff is official.
ALlamaOnFire 20
If you break a pinky promise, I'll break your pinky, promise! :)
bwzwally8 15
He sounds like a real keeper. You deserve better.
sarah6786 14
Are you kidding?
bwzwally8 15
He got mad at her for no apparently reasoning. This whole thing is a joke you got to be kittening me.
ElricMustang 23
Yes, because the answer to every argument is to break the relationship. I'm sure we can assume yours haven't lasted very long. I don't know why there's always someone who says this -.-"
bwzwally8 15
Wow don't be an asshole to me that was totally uncalled for.
gracehi 33
If he's "seriously" angry with his girlfriend over this it probably means he's clinically insane, because he apparently believes that cats can understand human language, which, needless to say, is insane. I know I wouldn't want to date a crazy person. Been there, done that. It's not fun, and highly destructive for the life of the person dating the crazy person. She might be able to help her boyfriend by getting him psychological treatment, buy chances are the relationship won't survive anyway.
ElricMustang 23
Lol there's a difference between being an asshole and sarcasm.
Eorlas 31
Your comment sucked what do you expect of us?
LuckBeNimble 19
a lot of people love their pets and treat them like people. they're not crazy, a little too overzealous maybe, but not crazy. being that they're together, she probably knew how much he loved his cat and that's probably why he got mad. it's nothing an apology and a respecting of pet-owner boundaries in the future won't fix, you ass-douche. OP's relationship will be fine. (:
pittyfinny 4
You look like a dousche in your prof. Pic
lickmychode 3
Awesome.
Looee 20
Seriously? Way to waste a comment.
RvidxrKlvn 8
Didn't know FML was running low on comments.
RadioDeeJayy_ 6
How old is your boyfriend? 5?
Sinamoi 18
No.
Lenho 26
He's 6
paperroll880 16
I bet the kitty must be excited ;)
howdeedoo 22
I would agree if I thought that the cat understood OP
geko911 22
It is said that OP's boyfriend's cat was trained by Cat Norris, Chuck's kitten. The legend also says that only those two cats are able to understand human language. Because of that, they are secretly waging war to determine who is the best cat. I can sympathize with OP if she didn't know that but it was a cheap shot to ruin the surprise for the cat!
CyborgBanana 12
Can't say I blame him for his reaction, owning a cat is usually linked to craziness.
99megster 15
Why would you do that?! Were you so excited that you just HAD to tell your cat what you got it? It's not going to understand you anyway, so I don't see why you did it... There's no point really
enormouselephant 15
Are you kitten me? It was probably just a joke...
gracehi 33
I talk to my cats all the time. It doesn't mean I believe that they understand me. They like when I talk to them.
Sinamoi 18
Months of planning, ruined. Ruined!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Why would you ruin the surprise?
sens3sfailing 25
all I can think of is the family guy skit with the swedish baker saying "oooh nooo, you ruined the suprise" in a way can not mimic over text
pradip 26
He needs to grow up
CyborgBanana 12
... Meow.
CyborgBanana 12
Well now I just look like... a cat with that previous comment of mine. Nice one editing your comment in time Pradip.
pradip 26
My edited comment is calling to get thumbed down, but my original comment was shouting to get thumbed down.
kobelstone23 13
Nobody ever likes your comments....does it hurt?
Daiyuki 5
I think comment 30 up there has a record number of thumbs up for pradip.