Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was on a nature hike and had to use the bushes as a restroom. In doing so I stepped on an ant hill and ended up with my shorts around my ankles, dancing the Twist to fend off the ants. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
Today, something flew up the back of my shorts while I was at work. I now have itchy hot welts the size of my palm coating the back and inside of both my upper thighs. FML
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
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Top comments
TJRoy 44
Hopefully they avoid your intimate bits and you don't do a strip tease in front of young children.
Cass_x 22
Ugh I hate ants. Tiny creatures from hell D:
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Cass_x 22
Ugh I hate ants. Tiny creatures from hell D:
friedpwnadge 25
You should insect the yard next time in case you run over another.
Ms_ValS 27
Idk about you but in my country them fire ants are the biggest ones around.
ohSNAPyall 27
They're the big ones in the U.S. too.
Cass_x 22
We have bigger ones in Belgium.. They fly :/
WaltzingPhanthom 23
I once lived in Singapore for a 2 years. I've never once met a fire-ant.
Codezlol 21
That bites!
blcksocks 19
Yes, it is ANTi-fun
CrAzYELF4 26
So creative.
howard007 18
Damn i thought it was pro fun
thatguynamedsky 32
please tell me im not the only one seeing "you;re"
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
The ants are marching one by one.. More like one hundred by one hundred. Sorry, OP!
JustinJK 21
Always check for yellow jacket nests and ant hills. Our landscaping company ticked off a yellow jacket nest and the three guys got stung a bunch. Although it was pretty funny to watch.
TheCookieComet 23
i feel bad for the yellow jackets they were just resting than the god damn landscaping company comes and ***** everything up.
abbyade 21
Ouch...sorry OP!
SkyGuy32 17
Ouch, that stings. I guess just be more careful and try your best to take your time and not to get too antsy in the future.
Clevelandians 17
Why the **** is the mower blowing all that TOWARDS you? Do you get covered in grass every time you mow the lawn? I call bullshit on this one.
SadSouthernBell 18
Fire ants are the creatures of satan.