Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
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Comments (98)
mf_fml 0
man, if we had cellphones when i was little, i would've given my brother so much hell... all we had were pagers back then, ****.
everyonehatesyou 0
how is this the writers fault?
aesthetic umbrella 18
I mean, they let the sister have access to the phone. People could see it that way.
absurdliaisons 0
@11: My father is a computer programmer and still asks me questions about his phone. It's not that he's stupid, it's that despite what age you are or what your background is, everyone's good at different things. You're not automatically going to understand something just because you're in your forties. I'm sorry OP; I know that's got to suck re-doing all those numbers.
ilaughatfmls 0
#11 yea so I have a younger sister who's 6 and she can actually do a lot of things technology wise. She knows how to operate games on a computer.. It's because these kids now are growing up in this tech age, that they are more capable of using a cell phone and a computer than those who haven't grown up using it, i.e. your parents, who had to learn later in life.
ellebell 0
First of all, never put your cell phone in your siblings sight and second, at least she didn't erase the numbers
irlydontcare 0
ahahahaha.. that's awesome. i dont know about you, but that's def a win for her.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for leaving your shit unattended.
onigiriqueen 0
Dude, that's lame. I don't know the numbers for my friends, that's kind of the reason for having a contact list, right? But I also have a master list saved on my computer just in case-- look in to that one next time! To #11: They aren't entirely different things at all. Once you get the typing down, exploring the phone, getting to the contact menu, finding the options and editing the contact's information would be hella easy. You obviously underestimate the intelligence of an 8-year old. They're in the fourth grade by then, I know friends who had to confiscate blackberries from KINDERGARTNERS while working at a day care! So while you were probably too stupid to get it at age 8, these kids have been around it since birth, so it's a lot easier.
Tucatz 0
And now I would expect that you're an only child...
lol_seriously 0
Owned by an 8 year old... ouch Guess you're just going to have to call them all and ask who they are rofl