Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
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Comments (98)
fail_truck 0
Your life is not f***ed, just inconvenienced. Suck it up, whiner.
fmlyels 0
Ah , that sucks . I know i'd suffer massive headaches trying to figure out who everyone was , with all the texts coming in & having to remember to save them, rough . if my kid sister did that i'd be pissssed . but , my sisters don't even dare THINK about touching my phone . plus it's usually on me anyway .
Dutchie2010 0
lol that's pretty funny! now you have to go around asking everyone for their number
ilovefml_ra 0
HAHAHAHHA!!! thats actually pretty funnyyy!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA please let us updated on what happens...
ilovefml_ra 0
HAHAHAHHA!!! thats actually pretty funnyyy!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA please let us updated on what happens...
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Sometimes I feel really satisfied with myself for the fact that even though I have a fancy schmancy Blackberry, I still have a real "little black book" that I put every number in right after I put it in the actual phone.
DoggieChazIV 1
Thats really funny and cute ....Thats a future txter !
yesmy_love 0
cuuuute. so she just learned how to type her name... but yet she knows how to change contacts???? amazing.
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
why would you trust a dumbass 8 year old with your phone
plethora 3
#49: Have you heard of pockets? Besides, what's the point of a mobile phone if you don't have it on you all the time?