Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
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Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
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Comments (98)
Joo_bean16 0
@#11 Do you think eight year olds are stupid? Of course she was able to figure it out. But yea, OP, this sucks a lot.. I'd send a mass text message asking everyone to send their name back, or something. :P
dang_fml 0
dang that sucks... better not let her near your computer!
ivdrscg 2
hahahhahhhahahha that's so awesome, sure sucks for you, but quite hilarious to the world around you!
GloomySkyz 0
I can just see her going "April fools!"
madame_malfoy 4
this is why my phone is password protected...everytime you put in 10 wrong passes in a row it locks up for a min...she already tried once...thank GOD it wasnt set to "delete everything in memory if wrong password put in 10 times"
pancakes_n_syrup 0
You do know you can't have 2 people with the same name in a phone right...I call BS
ammali 0
#37, you're an idiot. Sure you can. In fact, I had like 3 Chris's at one point, then I realised the problem and had to add their last initials--meaning I had to call each one and say "Which Chris is this?" LOL, felt dumb but it's all sorted now. Sucks for the OP, kids are such brats. Go down the list and call everybody whose number you don't recognise, explain what happened, and fix the name. Good luck!
bluedolphin 0
wow, some of the people on this website are really mean. A lot of these rude comments really aren't necessary. It's not like she meant to leave her phone out on purpose so her sister could do that.
theoldGP 0
hahaha oh damn that really sucks. #39. assuming gender muchhhh? #29 is old school haha. i just use backup assistant like someone mentioned.
ohhboyy 0
#1 really do u sit there with your phone and memorize all your #'s?