Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
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Comments (98)
almostouttt 0
my sister is eight . i'd definitely kill her for that .
TryToBeKind 0
. . . Same thing my parents used to say to me when my son used to be a demon-child: "Either you weren't watching (her) or you watched (her) do it." Start paying more attention, it works wonders.
stephfml 0
hahaha well you can just send a mass text saying "hey, sorry but my sister messed with my phone, who is this?" and when they send their name you can change it. good luckkk
randomcomment321 0
april fools! your sisters a genius.
sarcasticsally 0
#15, I'm sure your six-year-old sister is a child prodigy. Probably the next Mozart or Picasso. That aside though, if this kid's eight-year-old sister JUST learned to put her name into the phone, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be able to rename all the contacts.
rawchelllll 0
HAHA that sucks so much. Hide your stuff from siblings. Or just send out a mass text and ask people to reply with their names?
Prah252 0
Sounds like a new facebook group
sleepless15_p 0
#4 and who ever agrees with you are stupid. Who puts there phone in a "secure" place? Do you have a locked safe behind your family portrait that you put your phone in when you are at home? I do not see this as an FML or YDI. I just think it's cute. Hope you have fun fixing everyone's names.
MaddieMonster 0
@48; haha exactly. my phone doesn't let more than one contact have the same name. this definitely does suck though.
skyout 0
time to create a "I need your numbers" facebook group :P