Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
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Comments (98)
fantome_fml 0
If you can't remember who's numbers are who's just call or text every number telling them what happened and see who is who it'll take awhile but it's better than nothing.
genki008 0
HAHAHAHAAHA thats funny
pandamel 0
My phone doesn't allow multiple contacts with the same name, lol. YLIF.
Lauriebug 0
I would be so ******. I know a total of 3 numbers without my phone. I'm glad I never had a little sister xD
rmm 0
hahahahaha aw, bless her
666midnight 0
Lol, sucks to be you =P Wouldn't be so bad for me, i have a total of about 10 numbers saved, thankfully I know all the other numbers i need off by heart =)
Fraggle 0
lol!!! That's too cute. April Fools?
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
I wrote down all my contacts in case something happens to my phone. I suggest you do the same in the future.
shalvius 3
what about to synchronize from card, or computer?
666midnight 0
#29 Agree with you, I did that a while back, it's useful to have it on paper stored safely, you can't always rely on technology...