Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
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Top comments
lillyass 0
Thats great. He gave you a free pass to do who ever you want. Would have sucked if he told you when you got back.
Ole_Stinker 0
Well, at least you are in Mexico.
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Ole_Stinker 0
Well, at least you are in Mexico.
lilacwords 0
Get unlimited texting, then. (:
isaiaha11 2
doesnt matter she is in a differant country
Neenertastic 0
Nice how he added "Have a good trip" to the end of that text. Hope you partied and forgot all about that turd.
treasa 0
@2 The OP could very well have unlimited texting, but international texts usually doesn't fall under it, because they're more expensive.
lillyass 0
Thats great. He gave you a free pass to do who ever you want. Would have sucked if he told you when you got back.
Tehalon 0
ROFL @ having to pay for recieving txtmsgs. Sucks to be you.
beffburger 0
what does ROLF mean?
daniisme 0
Rude Obnoxious ******* Lambs. Duh.
rymadness 0
hahaha
Gondile 4
85, It's obvious what it is. EDDBOY.
tehhotness 0
look on the bright side, now you can get a guilt free dirty Sanchez from someone who will likely actually be named Sanchez
vt_mruhlin 0
"but international texts usually doesn't fall under it, because they're more expensive" "More expensive", as in, "great big scam". It's not like your text messages have to go through customs when they cross the border or something. Sure, there's some cost overhead in exchanging the messages between networks, but not enough to justify what they charge.
AntiChrist7 0
oh no 75 cents. and you probably just needed to pay off a whole lot of debts. How are you gonna do it without the 75 cents? now you're just doomed. disaster struck the reason he dumps you is probably because you are a greedy bitch who gave him a tie for his birthday
Salmonus 0
You know what they say: if you lend somebody $0.75, and you never see them again, it was probably worth it. It sucks, and it's a classless act by him. But hey - I'm out $200 for a plane ticket in a similar enough situatoin, and it was still worth it :p animalhouse: I don't know what plan you have, but all of the major carriers I know of in the US don't let you choose which texts to receive; you could block a user, or block them all, but who'd block their boyfriend?