Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML
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sofarsogood 0
god i hope you aren't older than like 12
Leftieswillrule 3
WTF don't assume that's an industry standard, our washer is front loading
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Comments (125)
sofarsogood 0
god i hope you aren't older than like 12
ryguy997 0
washer= top loading dryer=smaller, usualy front loading.
bobnorris 0
are you blond?
Leftieswillrule 3
WTF don't assume that's an industry standard, our washer is front loading
trivel64 16
111, my washer loads in the front. i know its usually through the top, but there are also a lot of washers that load in the front.
Paws_Cat 29
*Blonde
kaimt 0
You're a smart one. Not really a FML though..
minisquid 9
Not an FML, a ripped off joke... I heard this waaaaaaaaaay back when.
Lolrus 0
April fools!
guitardedman 0
yeah not a fml...
theoldGP 0
it's not really that she's dumb shes just ignorant lol. =P this is still funny. #3.. shut up =/
dol567 0
Not very funny...it's a mistake that anyone could (and does) make. I did this a couple of weeks ago, though with my mom at home. Might be a little embarassing, though.
Broc 0
Today, I'm an idiot. FML
sayyestothedress 24
I think everyone knows that you're an idiot
randomcomment321 0
lol april fools? how is that an april fools... but hey you get an F for effort. lol and to #6 , your parents were more embaressed than you.
salsera13 7
This from the person who can't even spell embarrassed...
Fatdude 0
Learn to wash clothes.
mf_fml 0
so good.