Anonymous
Kids these days…
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
young grandpa
Statham, United States
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Anonymous
Oh no…
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
GMD
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Anonymous
I'm too old for this stuff (or so I thought)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Greatgrandpa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Curacao
Succession
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
wdunn69733
Macon, United States
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Anonymous
Al Pacino over here
Today, after being a dad to five girls for over 40 years, I finally had a son with my new wife. Too bad I'm 78 years-old and probably won't be around long to enough to enjoy having a boy. FML
Anonymous
Kinda cruel, son
Today, my son had a child to spite his ex and ex-stepson. He was holding his daughter in his arms in the delivery room when he told me that now I can stop visiting his ex-stepson and pretending he’s my real grandchild, because now I have a real granddaughter. I’m speechless. FML
Notyourstepmom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Top comments
Vesi 30
This is why sex ed and talking about how to prevent pregnancy as young as 10-11 is absolutely necessary.
princess_stabitty 20
Somebody skipped on their sex-ed, eh?
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Vesi 30
This is why sex ed and talking about how to prevent pregnancy as young as 10-11 is absolutely necessary.
princess_stabitty 20
Somebody skipped on their sex-ed, eh?
RichardPencil 32
That's some great parental supervision there! Looks like you're on the hook for child care for two generations for a few years. I shudder to think how old the baby's mother is. Boys that age don't usually have success with older "women."
Michael Sawyer 11
My mother was a grand mother at 37. she had my sister at 17 and my sister had her daughter at 20
Thaylok 17
Had a classmate as a gran at 34. She didn't have any during school so simple math says her child did. She was excited for that. Good for her. Not what I want for my children (to have children while still young). But it is a nearly daily conversation about how life changes. If they are ready, then GREAT.
Wadlaen 24
A woman in my mother's home town had her first child (a girl) when she was 16 and her first grandchild at 32, and five of the girls from my high school class became single moms during the year we turned 20 and the year we turned 21 (the trigger for most of these pregnancies was alcohol). Despite the fact that all these women has become great moms, it's very important to teach young people sex ed, and to teach them about contraceptives.