Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
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Comments (98)
yesbutnotyou 0
sucks for you. shouldn't have left your phone where she could get it. I have teenaged brothers and I still hide my stuff.
volleygirl11 0
Wwwooowww!!hahahaha that really sucks -- I always hid my stuff.and I really don't know all the numbers in my phone so,yeahh l0l FYL
aleekna 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH ohhh myy goshhh thats hilarioussss hahahahhaa wow. i love your sister. haahhaa oh...my. ;D
doctorzombie7 0
My friend decided one time to name all my contacts Bacon. She was to about Bacon #15 when I realized what she was doing and stopped her.
aRm95 0
lmaoo lock your phone
Wazilla 0
@80 i wish we didnt have poeple like you then maybe the world wouldnt be full of idiots, now she has to go through and rename and find out who each persons cell, wich also includes emergancy and business contacts.
stevenmx86 8
2, you're a moron.. Yeah she hacked because she was able to type her name in over and over...
fuzzybear14 0
maby u shudnt leave ur things lying around
hausmad1 3
U shouldnt have taught her how to change the contact names!
Shrekie_fml 23
That's why you passcode lock all of your electronics