Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
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Comments (98)
summer66_fml 0
lol im sorry that sucks.....but maybe youll be able to guess who the numbers belong to cuz they would have been in alphabetical order......
lowcapacityx 0
suckasaurus
mintchase 0
Im not sure if you desreved it. But ur little sister got You BAD!!!
zackk_fml 0
how does an 8 year know how to edit all the names on a cell phone when he/she just learned how to type his/her name?
blinkingstarlet 15
i say YDI for leaving your phone somewhere that a child can get to it. but your parents suck for not teaching ur sibling better manners. this is why i hate kids lol
blinkingstarlet 15
#72... they'll be in no order because they're all the same name now... alphabetical order only works when its different names... o.o lol
deliciouskaek 1
#75, et al. - What, like it's hard? =/ This isn't 1989, when computers had only been around for a short while. The kid grew up on technology more advanced than a cell phone, so it was only a matter of time. Frankly, since my niece can do that (but not on my phone, because I'd throttle her), and she's 6, I'd say this kid is a little behind the curve. OP, be more careful with your stuff.
jackoffasaur 0
hit her....stupid girl
TokyoSquid 0
oh, no. what will you do without your precious cell phone? why did this have to happen? WHY, GOD? WHY??!?! i wish cell phones were never invented. of course, then we would get rid of all the terrible FMLs like this. so everyone wins.
Epic_Fail_Sauce 0
Deserved for leaving your phone there, especially after she learnt something like that