Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Top comments
BradTheBrony 19
I fail to see the problem.
mmaalouf97 12
hard much..?
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Comments (66)
LennyComa 39
Wait till you hit Expert
Bekll 31
I'm glad to hear people are still playing Guitar Hero. I need to get back into it.
charcharthunder 18
How did he deserve it???
Soundslikeothers 15
Don't fret over it
91hayek 31
but he could have a chordiac problem that needs attention.
usernamehere556 11
Did you hit Fast Solo A in One?
RedPillSucks 33
Hand Solo?
Killz268 18
Time to go outside?
zombraingirl 11
Well look at the upside, you can get off without sexual activity.
asherm 15
That sounds like a good thing...
luverofakatsuki 16
well you must really enjoy both
zahidnasir 22
Guitar-some