Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')
Alleged_Cranium 7
23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.
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Comments (114)
shaunasykes97 0
I don't even wanna know how......
Temi25 6
that sucks
santos17 0
I think ur cute ;)
JustinThunder 8
While she thinks you are a creeper.
MichaelGood 0
while we all know I'm the hot one ;D
TheWazBe 0
44 Win!
TheJester12 15
well on a positive note, sex is great excercise ! sounds like you need to attempt to have orgasms more often, then maybe one day your partner will realize what he thought was your vaj was actually just a fat roll that he misplaced :D
Rodo1 0
ur hot
MichaelGood 0
skinny man abs strike again! hahaha!
chocchipcookies 0
ur both hot with yummy abs :)
TheJester12 15
the ratio of shirtless men to trolls and people who simply can't take a joke is all off on this site, I may have to change my picture lol
zendaddy0 0
is there a difference?
Cartera 10
2 years ago FML commenters were ******* weird.
newmxr 0
lol WTF!!
Jonkbaby 23
kinda adorable
krazy_glu3 0
just don't pass out!!!!
insanesna1l 0
especially if he/she/he-she is a smaller build
Jizwold 0
6 made me laugh
Doortje 30
Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')
ImKindaABigDeal 6
yes hyperventilating feels great I'm surprised more people don't do it
Yaqui_fml 9
lol @39. hyperventilating sucks. makes me have a panic attack >.< idk how you can confuse an ****** with that...
Doortje 30
Well #39, it must've felt good in some way, because why else would she think it was an ******?
5t3ff1k4h 47
If it's a really strong ******, it can leave you out of breath. Out of breath = panting = easily mistaken for hyperventilating.
ancora 1
Orgasms are hard to describe with words, and a lot of people (women in particular) aren't as in touch with their bodies as others. It is impossible for the OP to know what one feels like since they have never had one before. I have never hyperventilated, but I can imagine that when it first starts happening, it could probably match some verbal descriptions of what an ****** is like. And I bet the OP figured it out quickly enough. The OP should spend some time becoming familiar with their body and relax some.
allanaskye 0
that's pretty hilarious
toastyjustice 5
Wait, your telling me that's not normal?!?
MichaelGood 0
no she's telling u she hasn't met me yet :D
AshBop 5
oh good lord. grow up you perv.
Bates621 0
First ******?
DjeePee 25
News flash: some people are unable to ever reach an ******.
likeyourelooking 6
yeh. I had to give myself my first ****** before my body could get one from a partner. gals just don't have it as easy as the men do.
NPN_Scorpio 16
It took a week of daily practice for me to climax with my first girlfriend. I have no idea how common that is, but we had one hell of a good time anyway!
HomeAl0ne 20
Not that common. I was able to climax with your girlfriend first time.
dropdead16 0
#66 lmfao
NPN_Scorpio 16
Pa-dum-tisch! ;)
InitiateMeDharma 3
@30. Comeback for your previous zing at me: Looking like you might make your man unwilling to try.
alluneedisluv 0
bahahaha!! :D
Trollawlawlawl 0
Stop fornicating with midgets and 6 year olds.
usmcFML4life 0
sad your bf can't give you an ******, but I can ;)
kdig26 0
3 inches doesnt give ppl orgasms mate.
Alleged_Cranium 7
23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.
MissFukMyLuck 0
^ this guy wins.
ImKindaABigDeal 6
does giving someone 12 inches, 1/4 times work?
Hidan_fml 0
Use a real photo next time, ******.
Hidan_fml 0
Even though I'm not either. God damnit.
guckylynn 19
Awesome comment 26! Does anyone else think 11's picture looks like a pregnant man?
RUSH777 0
I can't achieve an ****** through intercourse, but I can make myself climax from clitoral stimulation in less than 3 minutes. It's unfortunate, but it's very common for girls.
contedefees 11
3 minutes?! doesn't sound remotely unfortunate to me. Who cares if it's from penetration or clitorial stimulation, an ****** is an ******.
Quagmire_ladies 9
agreed about 11's pic
nervewurrba 0
dude...tmi xD
imHighoffLife 0
Hahaha that was pretty funny. People need to lighten up:)
atthegates 0
nothing sexier than breathing into a paper bag while some poor jerkoff rails you....