Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months secretly learning guitar so I could surprise everyone at a family barbecue, the moment finally came. I sat down, took a deep breath, and realized I'd practiced every song with a capo I forgot to bring, as well as my tuner. Everything sounded terrible. My uncle asked if I was improvising Free Jazz. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.
mucrew 0
please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song
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mucrew 0
please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song
arpeggioss 0
you're a ******* loser...play real guitar and get laid.
JoeyxCloud 0
ok buddy like playing real guitar will garauntee to get you laid.. idiot.
iBurnTrees 6
yea, that song is hard tho? was it on expert? lolololololol
Loosechange 0
Well ya it is a hard song but he did not say what difficulty it was on I mean on Expert that is kinda hard and that should be a good accomplishment but definitely not the best. If he beat it on easy then that makes him an even bigger fail and just he should not try anymore.
stevenJB 25
That song is pretty simple to play actually. It's just the speed that seems intimidating. It's not.
homelessness 0
yeah. too bad nobody wants a bass player. they are only important if your the bassist to rush. otherwise your never getting laid.
PugDelatorre 11
Yea because you totally **** bitches every day.
breaking6883 17
... Bass players are valued more than guitar players because there are wayyy more guitar players.
xBassman2000x 4
Yeah, I play, and acting like that is only gonna get you a good beating, if you wanna play to get chicks, I don't recommend playing at all
f_ckkl_fe 0
good job?
SoccerStar5493 0
wow lol freaking virgin!
lifebarelyeffed 0
I beat it on expert too! :D I was so happy when I did it
scuk 4
I call bull***t to that
Good_old_Grim 8
Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.
bubbles09y0 0
Nice!!!! ahaha at least it something :D
Hunter329 0
Dude I still can't beat that one! I'm still stuck on Jordan in GH2!
Oriina 0
Well, now we know you spend your days, eh?
tp0090 2
Is that meant to be a humorous comment?
RawrSpoon 0
Jordan is harder than TTFAF to pass, actually. Anyways, it's not too big of an achievement, once you get past the intro it's all cake.
kangaroo62 2
actually the intro is one of the easiest parts
Shadydeals 0
Wow, failure, those games suck unless your drunk.
borhos222 0
yeah, i agree with #9... thats a really hard song ! im sure youll become successful! someday oh, and you can put "Completed Through Fire and Flames - Expert" on your resume! :D
SassiestLemon 2
soo... it's good to know that u agree with yourself lol