Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Top comments
BradTheBrony 19
I fail to see the problem.
mmaalouf97 12
hard much..?
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Comments (66)
the_real_dvd 21
Was it still a solo performance?
ERRRROR476 1
I didn't know people still played, I love this game so much, but I have to wonder what classifies as a 'hard' section to you?
Melkboy 7
Sounds like you enjoy the game. A lot.
SoulHunter36 16
Who doesn't?
maharb01 17
maybe I'm the weird one here but when I ****** I'm not really noticing how my chest feels
misshex 10
Me neither. Pretty much focused anywhere but my chest!
Aquaman911 18
I wanna make you scream with a guitar hero controller ;D
worldclassrager 41
Through the fire and flames? Or fury of the storm of the impossible song?
umerin 32
People still play Guitar Hero?
sartrow 8
wow, that was such a mature comment! I'm surprised your old enough to post on FML , good for you little fella, keep up the good work, I remember when I started masturbating , I was around 13, you must be an early starter ;)
TheKatyJ 4
What comment?
i_h8t_everything 12
Wow OP, you get those too?? Don't worry, you're not alone because I'm sure you can relate to me and some of the other commenters here.
TheKatyJ 4
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