Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Top comments
BradTheBrony 19
I fail to see the problem.
mmaalouf97 12
hard much..?
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Comments (66)
Saraishi 25
Either you have an amazing easiness in achieving ****** or you don't know what one feels like.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Damn, it's like that?
Emilee_Fortune 5
When you rock the solo it happens to the best of us
valentinov 15
Hardcore gamer
Ebola_fml 20
play more guitar hero.
plunkit 6
Don't grip the neck so tight.
lbanks_fml 10
Yep. Now I know how to spell LOSER!
peelmeandsee 8
Pride comes in many forms.
dicroda 3
You now have two ways to experience pleasure.
pooldude 24
Guitar hero will do that to you!