Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
A breath taking ******. May be the first time in history this was a bad thing.
BlueMoonCafe 12
I'd say that's a pretty great way to have an asthma attack.
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Comments (94)
Rei_Ayanami 18
A breath taking ******. May be the first time in history this was a bad thing.
TheChiver 7
Bad luck Brian?
happle 21
I actually have inflammation in my ribcage that hurts like the worst chest pain you could possibly imagine (a billion times worse than asthma) if I engage in any kind of exercise. Including sex.
sens3sfailing 25
14-I feel so much sadness for you I now want to find a cure so that people who suffer the same condition may know the beauty of making love to a person you truly care about. You can obviously show your love without sex, but orgasms are pretty damn good too.
screenager5 35
OP should be happy they can even have one in the first place. some people can't have one at all! D:
DanielleinDC 34
Oh, wow, 14, FYL. That's gotta suck.
lilhellian 27
14 That horrible! Excuse to be lazy but at the cost of never getting to have sex! That is a FYL..
kingwess 8
-14 You need to submit that to FML
happle 21
69- I've already tried. The condition is called "costochondritis" and there is no cure. I have to wait for it to go away, which could take years. I'm on my 8th month now.
Potato_Pi 7
You win some, you lose some.
OriginalimoaN 15
It's not actually that much of a loss; it's actually thoroughly amusing if you think about it (and your asthma is mostly under control).
CharresBarkrey 16
13 - Have you ever had an asthma attack? They're horrible.
happle 21
Google "costochondritis." Asthma is a pillow fight in comparison.
CharresBarkrey 16
I've diagnosed costochondritis before, and it's nothing like asthma, so I don't know why it was even brought up? And it's curable, usually goes away on its own, and not life threatening.
OriginalimoaN 15
16 - Yes. Lol. All my life I've had terrible asthma. Been where op was, I giggled. Hence why I made the comment I did.
BlueMoonCafe 12
I'd say that's a pretty great way to have an asthma attack.
sens3sfailing 25
But it is a pretty terrible way to have an ******.
DarksideDoll 31
I know them feels OP, them totally worth it feels..
Kalipczo 21
Oh that sucks.. I hope you had an inhaler near by.
jesernoob 13
I mean, at least it wasn't the other way around..
Rei_Ayanami 18
An asthma attack so bad it gave you an ******? Now that would just be weird.
jesernoob 13
Exactly! Gotta count your blessings haha
sens3sfailing 25
I'm not sure if it would be good or bad if an asthma attack have you an ******. I don't have asthma so I don't know, but an ****** seems like it would improve the situation.
gavo 8
an asthma attack that caused an ******? thatd be a first!
poccocurantes 7
Actually I think it would be better that way. Something good should cum out of an asthma attack.
trulymickeyj 13
Lmao that would make me cry of laughter...
ShyAnn29 15
That would be a very awkward situation if you had to go to the ER Doctor: So, what caused your asthma attack? OP: Um, an amazing ******!
the_smart_way 10
I'm 100% sure the doctors have dealt with this kind of thing, if not, the they will be professional. Doctors feel no awkward.
CharresBarkrey 16
Doctors see much worse things, and much more awkward things than this. This is nothing to be embarrassed about in front of a doctor. I've seen guys come in the ER with glass bottles stuck in their ass, and were doing it for pleasure. Now THAT is awkward.
ShyAnn29 15
I meant awkward for OP, not the doctors
ksuth 25
Any time I've had to go to emergency for an asthma attack, no doctors or nurses have asked what caused it. Sometimes they just happen out of nowhere, and it's usually solved in the same way no matter how. So OP would be safe from that awkward explanation haha
ShyAnn29 15
60, I didn't know that, I just thought they would ask, thank you for informing me, I appreciate it!
sunnyskys 25
wonder how pride the bf feels, "that's right I did that to her, I'm awesome!" lol sad moment but a big victory? lol
iseyixes 18
Was it worth it?
poccocurantes 7
Probably.
poccocurantes 7
Kraft.
False_Stupidity 42
Prefer Bega myself...
trulymickeyj 13
Love your icon
TylerDC 24
question is, are you up for round 2?
insaneDONUTZ 15
At least you had an ****** though?
randii_17 11
Doesn't matter, had sex ?
newbiehere99 6
23 are you not getting pleased sexually? Because that comment makes you seem like. You have had sex before.
TheRandomIndian 17
I'm not a grammar nazi, but it really annoys me when people put punctuation where it doesn't belong That's all, I thought you should all know that
False_Stupidity 42
One of those rare occurrences where #23's comment fits the FML and is appropriate.
ladylilly25 20
I never have. :(
insaneDONUTZ 15
awww 75 but what if you get an asthma attack?
_W00H00_ 6
Lucky! *Napoleon Dynamite voice*