Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Top comments
BradTheBrony 19
I fail to see the problem.
mmaalouf97 12
hard much..?
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Comments (66)
Agax 12
That shit must be intense
TheKingKen 22
At least if someone walks in on you, all s/he would see is just you playing Guitar Hero.
gabagabaheyu 10
exciting. i know.
NeatNit 33
related: http://xkcd.com/888/ (+ read the title-text)
Fr0gs 15
Guitar hero? You still play that shit?
Enslaved 38
Why not? It's always nice coming back to games that you once played and loved. Better than just letting it collect dust.
91hayek 31
They've been moderating this FML since 2005; it just got published lol.
pikawarriors 18
Where does it say that/how do you know? I'm just a bit confused here...
rybaby23 8
Man you have a serious passion for the guitar!
Dave_Davington 34
A "hard" section, eh?
demon_wolf 15
Same thing happened to me. But I was playing Rocksmith.
Crazyjohnb 23
Lol. Just lol. This shit is hilarious
aubama_fml 15
gotta find a girl with a hard section to get the same feeling now