Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Top comments
BradTheBrony 19
I fail to see the problem.
mmaalouf97 12
hard much..?
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Comments (66)
valdania 18
It's called elation. That's normal
anthonys328 7
Lol ur from mass... I'm now ashamed hahaha
Weasel20 2
so it was the best feeling ever
__doge__ 15
It's called Joy
DaRealWamos 7
As a fellow player I concur
J15237 25
Nothing really wrong with that. Both can be extremely stimulating and exciting. If you are a female maybe you can incorporate Guitar Hero into a sex game with your man. If you are a guy i wouldn't tell your girl unless she is into the game.