Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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Top comments
cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
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Comments (186)
cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
KaanTech 0
Yea seriusly go to doctor. Don't feel shy about it just go.......
skitzofunia88 8
Hey OP if you're a guy you just need not tense up so bad when you get close to the moment. Learn to relax more. Cus those kinda cramps suck ass. I've gotten those and theyre not fun.
emilyjgraham 34
14 a lot of people receive cramps just before or during ******, just not like the ops describing. something tells me these cramps won't just go if he relaxes. he shouldn't feel embarrassed to go to the doctor, it might not be life threatening but if something is wrong and it's caught quickly enough it can be treated and he can ****** without pain :)
skitzofunia88 8
I realize that 17, it was just a situation Ive had before and I thought I might try to help with advise instead of saying some shitty remark like, sucks to be you OP. You know?
foolycooly910 5
yeah this guys right that might be a medical condition that might beed to examined just saying :/
emilyjgraham 34
I agree it was a much better response than one that doesn't help whatsoever... apologies :)
reenkaur 7
please go see a doc before the situation worsens! once you're ok, i am sure you will find sex pleasurable :) feel better soon!
jonriise18 3
Speaking of useless comments. How has there not been 1 "doesn't matter, had sex" yet. I'm pretty sure every FML remotely related to sex has one of these.
smelly_turtle 2
Doesnt matter had sex
ScaughtieHolden 11
It doesn't say OP had sex. OP could be lonely and just jacking off.
aissie 2
I had that. You might have an ovarian cyst (assuming you're a female).
babe7260 30
That's so not normal!!!! Make a Drs appt ASAP
proud2fly 7
Orgasms are always worth it. ;)
AllSoul 23
Probably not if they make her feel like she's dying.
Climaxx 11
(S)He really should go to the doctor, he shouldn't have to miss out :|
MetalxSoldier 26
Maybe a different position should be arranged. (;
littlemissgrace 15
I have the same problem. No position helped, so I just have to make sure my guy climaxes before I do
MetalxSoldier 26
I'm sorry 82. :( Everyone deserves to be sexually satisfied. (excluding pedos)
Pinkanani 12
OP should get herself checked out for endometriosis.
NurseHolly 3
That was my thought 113, unfortunately that's quite possibly the least serious condition she may be suffering from (if she is in fact a she!) Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Ovarian Cysts, Uterine Fibroids, the scary "C" word... Etc. all can present like that. Definitely a good thing to get checked out.
efynsien 1
82- that sucks ass. Really.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
thejewishfuhrer 17
Cum on now, there's no need for doctors..... No pun intended.
ColCyclone 17
42- you're a comedic genius, aren't you?
immaMonsta 8
#42 I'm sorry but...what pun are you talking about? I didn't see one in your comment...
Llama_Face89 34
80- he misspelled come
jacob4592 0
#80 you would have to be slow not to be able to see that
guagmire 0
Hey 80 im 12 and even I got that
marmlr339 14
OP that sucks. Coukdnt even imagine that. Maybe see a doctor
Andr913 13
I coukdnt imagine that either. Imagine if a dude had the equivalent. *shudder*
AnagenisisZagus 13
Who says OP isn't a dude?
jafreen 8
I wonder Wat wud happen if u tak viagra!
mango260 9
Go get that checked out pronto! No buena!
Nolnah 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ohh, man I just had the best ******... so, what were you saying again?
teague95 16
your hand is so lucky
Teyros 24
The tweezers aren't though
jojoboy 0
Don't you mean thimble?
xatmfershox 0
Doesn't matter had sex
bugmenotmofo 34
Yeah he had sex. With his hand.
CryMoreFMLs 15
You had an ****** because you read something about an ******? That's a bit pathetic...
jojimugo 20
U truly deserve "my life suck "icon OP am sorry hope u can get help from a doctor
StoryOfTheYear 15
And as shown by popular vote here on FML... You should probably go see a doctor.
ninjuh_wingman 29
I dont think those feelings are quite normal so you probably should go to a doctor.